The 58 Best Coffee Quotes

Here we present the 58 best coffee quotes. Famous quotes, some funny and clever, that you will enjoy knowing.

Well-known Quotes about Coffee

1. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Author: Alphonse Allais

2. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. Author: TS Eliot

3. Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

4. Too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. Author: David Letterman

5. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Author: Ronald Regan

6. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Author: Abraham Lincoln

7. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Author: Alfred Renyi

8. He was my cream and I was his coffee… And when you poured us together, it was something. Author: Josephine Baker

9. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Author: Bill Cosby

10. I like my coffee like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. Author: Jac Vanek

11. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I say, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Author: Jim Carrey

12. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. Author: Edward Abbey

13. Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard. Author: Anne Spencer

14. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Author: Jean Kerr

15. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. Author: Burt Lancaster

16. When I wake up in the morning, I can’t start the day until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Author: Emo Phillips

17. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Author: Steven Wright

18. It is possible that science has not yet found a better office communication system than the coffee break. Author: Earl Wilson

19. The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. Author: Wendell Holmes Sr.

20. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Author: Donna A. Favors

21. Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Author: Stephanie Piro

22. Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. Author: Thomas Jefferson

23. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. Author: Hugh Jackman

24. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. Author: David Lynch

25. I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. Author: Howard Schultz

26. Coffee is a language in itself. Author: Jackie Chan

27. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Author: Henry Rollins

28. I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons. Author: Nanea Hoffman

Anonymous Quotes about Coffee

29. Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin the day. Author: Anonymous

30. Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee… it’s called sleeping. Author: Anonymous

31. May your coffee be strong and your Monday short. Author: Anonymous

32. I’ll start working when my coffee does. Author: Anonymous

33. You should know that before 10 am, no matter what the question, my answer is always coffee. Author: Anonymous

34. If you’re not coffee, chocolate, or wine, I’m going to need you to go away. Author: Anonymous

35. Coffee, because it’s too early for wine. Author: Anonymous

36. Coffee is the best medicine. Author: Anonymous

37. Three cups of coffee a day keep the doctor away! Author: Unknown

38. Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. Author: Turkish Proverb

39. This house runs on love, laughter, and a whole lot of coffee. Author: Unknown

40. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. Author: Anonymous

41. Coffee is a hug in a mug. Author: Anonymous

42. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee. Author: Anonymous

43. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup. Author: Unknown

44. Love is in the air and it smells like coffee. Author: Unknown

45. May your coffee be stronger than your toddler. Author: Anonymous

46. Coffee is always a good idea. Author: Anonymous

47. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Author: Anonymous

48. I put coffee in my coffee. Author: Anonymous

49. Procaffeination: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee. Author: Unknown

50. Life happens, coffee helps. Author: Unknown

51. A true prince brings coffee. Author: Unknown

52. When that first sip of coffee touches your soul... Author: Unknown

53. Coffee helps me be a person, personifying is hard without caffeine. Author: Unknown

54. Friends bring happiness to your life. Best friends bring coffee. Author: Unknown

55. Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet. Author: Unknown

56. Come here, giant cup of beautiful coffee, and lie to me about how much we’re going to accomplish today. Author: Unknown

57. Humanity runs on coffee. Author: Unknown

58. Coffee is the gasoline of life. Author: Unknown

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